Wednesday, July 30, 2008

there's something fishy going on here...

I told her not to build it.

I really tried.

It all began with, 'I can clone a perfect trout!'

Then it became, 'Let's put the cloning device into this handheld so its portable.'

It looked surprisingly like a gun.

Then the final, 'Let's make a huge spawn of fish for the bay.'

And then... BOOOM

For ten minutes it rained fish. Lumina was out of town with the pirate kittens, and we were conveniently out of cats.

It smelled for awhile.


Unknown said...

Holy Mackerel! I mean...trout...I mean...

(I thought it was raining salmon...?)

Ama said...

You know, there is only so much fish you can stand. Especially when you know it did not exist bfore it left the muzzle of a madgil's hand-held mortar.

Baron K. Wulfenbach said...

I missed Frau Tensai trouting my office?! And here I thought the scent was merely floating up from the new excavations being close to sea level.

Good thing the building's been replaced. And the carpets.