I really tried.
It all began with, 'I can clone a perfect trout!'
Then it became, 'Let's put the cloning device into this handheld so its portable.'
It looked surprisingly like a gun.
Then the final, 'Let's make a huge spawn of fish for the bay.'
And then... BOOOM




For ten minutes it rained fish.


It smelled for awhile.
3 comments:
Holy Mackerel! I mean...trout...I mean...
(I thought it was raining salmon...?)
You know, there is only so much fish you can stand. Especially when you know it did not exist bfore it left the muzzle of a madgil's hand-held mortar.
I missed Frau Tensai trouting my office?! And here I thought the scent was merely floating up from the new excavations being close to sea level.
Good thing the building's been replaced. And the carpets.
KW
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