I really tried.
It all began with, 'I can clone a perfect trout!'
Then it became, 'Let's put the cloning device into this handheld so its portable.'
It looked surprisingly like a gun.
Then the final, 'Let's make a huge spawn of fish for the bay.'
And then... BOOOM
For ten minutes it rained fish. Lumina was out of town with the pirate kittens, and we were conveniently out of cats.
It smelled for awhile.
3 comments:
Holy Mackerel! I mean...trout...I mean...
(I thought it was raining salmon...?)
You know, there is only so much fish you can stand. Especially when you know it did not exist bfore it left the muzzle of a madgil's hand-held mortar.
I missed Frau Tensai trouting my office?! And here I thought the scent was merely floating up from the new excavations being close to sea level.
Good thing the building's been replaced. And the carpets.
KW
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