I really tried.
It all began with, 'I can clone a perfect trout!'
Then it became, 'Let's put the cloning device into this handheld so its portable.'
It looked surprisingly like a gun.
Then the final, 'Let's make a huge spawn of fish for the bay.'
And then... BOOOM
For ten minutes it rained fish. Lumina was out of town with the pirate kittens, and we were conveniently out of cats.
It smelled for awhile.